Some of the bestest fun I ever had was staying sober/straight & riding the contact high of the people around me...

Had dinner w/wife's aunt & uncle, the only family she's still on speaking terms with...it was fun anyway, even when the discussion turned to what a bastard her dad is.

#2 son is out babysitting for the second night in a row.

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Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.