A Salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.



It's opened by a twelve year-old boy who has a cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Playboy Magazine tucked under his arm.



Salesman says: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"



The little boy responds: "What the fuck do you think!"

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