COURT DOCKET 12659
CASE OF THE PREGNANT WOMAN
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus, she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately got up and moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and had the man arrested.

The case came to court. The judge asked the man, (about 20) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will Reduce the Swelling" and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT you Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident...." I just lost it"

CASE DISMISSED

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I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.