One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer
tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided
the animal was old, and the well needed to be
covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to
retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he
quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down
the well, and was astonished at what he saw.
As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey
did something amazing. He would shake it off and
take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up. Pretty soon,! Everyone
was amazed, as the donkey stepped up over the
edge of the well and trotted off.

The Moral: Life is going to shovel dirt on you,
all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of
the well is to shake it off and take a step up.
Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.
We can get out of the deepest wells just by not
stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take
a step up!

O.K., that's enough of that B.S. ...

The donkey later came back, caught the farmer out
in the field and kicked the shit out of him. Then
he went over to each of his neighbors farms and
kicked the shit out of them too for helping.

The REAL Moral:
When you try to cover your ass,
it always comes back to get you.

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