OF, those are horrible, racist, stereotypical, perverse, and absolutely wonderful jokes. LMAO. Just the thing to read after a hard day at work.

Now for one that was sent to my via text:

This guy had a girlfriend who after sex loved to stroke his balls. One day he finally asked her why. She smiled at him and said, "Because I miss mine."

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf