The Night Before Christmas


Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house

The Masters were spanking their Frauleins and Fraus,

Mistress and Switch in Black Leather and Chains

Were chastising their subbies with paddles and canes



When down in the Dungeon there came such a clatter

I jumped from my chair to see what was the matter

Jumped up, tripped over, and fell on my face

Forgot that my domme had just lashed me in place!



Away to the window I made a mad dash

Threw open the window, felt the cool on my ass

And then thru the smoke and the snow and the swirls

Came a rusty old sleigh drawn by twelve pony girls



With bells on their nipples and stripes on their asses

They pulled and they strained, those twelve little lasses

The drunken old driver stood holding his dick

I knew by the "red nose" that this was old Nick



Slower than snails his chargers they came

And he whipped and he flailed as he called them by name

"Come Toni and Tina and Tanya and Tammy

Pull the sleigh on or I'll paddle your fanny



And Judy and Julie and Gina and Jilly

With your blazing red asses you look somewhat silly

Steffie and Kathie and Kimmie and Kay

You bend yourselves over..its floggings today"



Up on the roof, he went, stumbled and fell

And down the chimney he came screaming like hell

He staggered and stumbled and fell out the door

Tripped over a flogger we'd left on the floor



I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight

Merry Christmas you kinksters...and to all a GOOD NIGHT

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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