12-04-2002, 09:36 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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No Laughing!!!!
a little BDSM humor
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One day Mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.
She finally asked him, " Well what should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
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You know you are kinky when ...
... You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!"
... Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to.
... You give a new song a rating of 65....it's got a good beat and you can squirm to it.
... You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory.
... You always smell like Yankee Candle's Scent-Of-The-Month.
... Canning season gets you *really* excited.
... You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you think to yourself, "Gee, some people are BLATANT about being out. YKIOKIJNMK"
... You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor Dom/me needs a PERSON to cane.
... Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don't own a horse.
... You make your vacation destination decisions based on that area's Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws.
... Your Avon Representative politely informs you that the company has no plans to make that Eau de Leather scent you have been pestering them about.
... Your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like "Exit to Eden" than anything they showed on TV.
... They know you by name, size, and favorite colors at *four* local leather shops.
... You need an 18-wheeler to haul all your toys to a party.
... Your son's Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying.
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