A guy goes into a drug store and starts wandering up and down the aisles. Soon a sales lady asks him if she can help him find something. He tells her he's looking for tampons for his wife. She points him down the correct aisle and tells him if he needs anymore help let her know. A few minutes later she's at the register and the guy walks up with a big bag of cotton balls and a roll of string. She gives him a puzzled look and says she thought he was looking for tampons. The guy replies, well the other day I sent my wife out for a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of loose tobacco and rolling papers because "it's sooooo much cheaper." So I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf