04-06-2009, 11:07 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making bikie steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to him with a menacing stare as if to say 'Well, - whatcha gonna do about it?'
The little guy starts crying.
'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time', the bikie says, 'I didn't think you'd CRY. - I can't stand to see a man crying.'
'This is the worst day of my life', says the little guy between sobs.
'I've got to admit it - I'm a complete failure -I just can't do anything right.'
'I overslept and was late to an important meeting,- so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home..
I found my wife in bed with the gardener - and then my own dog bit me.
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink - I drop my capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve - then you show up and drink the lot! '
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