(william-man)

I searched my brain for a solution, but all i could think of was what was on the other side of the counter. I must look like a geek in these khakis shirt and tie....the glasses certainly didnt help. I had just come back from a national conference and had given a lecture, so I had no choice but to look like the geeky college professor I was. God forbid she nitice the giant bulge in the said khakis. It took all my concentration to not blush...I hope I wasn't blushing. I'm a math genious and i can't even think straight enough to fix this small problem. Perhaps..."Is there anythign i can do, Miss....",i looked at her nametag, "...Miss Penelope?" I was banking on flirting to get me out of the situation. I had never tried it before, but perhaps there was a small chance it could work for me.