I hate people who forward these hoax warnings as much as anyone, but this one is important!

Send this warning to all of the men on your e-mail list!

If a young lady comes to your front door saying she is conducting a survey on Rocky Mountain ticks and asks you to take off your clothes, do not do it!

This is a scam; she only wants to see you naked!

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now!

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