A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I
> >want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'
> >The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
> >kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat
> >tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?'
> >
> >'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
> >headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
> >crisp bacon.
> >'Oh, OK!' said the blonde.
> >
> >She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and
> >gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for Blondie?
> >
> >She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
> >headlights and running boards,you might as well gas up!
> >
> >FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!