The SETTING : Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion
The FINALISTS :
* Miss America
* Miss Spain
* Miss Britain
* Miss Philippines
* Miss Iran
* Miss India

QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA:Because it stands everytime it sees a woman ... (Applause! ... Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening. (Applause! ... Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance. (Applause! ... Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
QUESTION: And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door ... (Applause! ... Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA: Because it works day and night ... (Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh ... well, of course, ... hee hee ... I can say that male organs in our country are like chismis ...
QUESTION: Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry ... It's like, ahh like ... it means GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION: Hmm ... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy ... nervous!!! Hee Hee! Because ... I mean ... because it passes from mouth to mouth. (STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!)


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