An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.


He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for



a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'





The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,huskyvoice,the


woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only


fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:


1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.


2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.


3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.


5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.





'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?',





The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,'No...not


if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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