Thanks soda.

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FREE PUPPIES:


1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.






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Mother, AKC German Shepherd.


Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.






FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.


Looks like a rat. Been out a while.


Better be a big reward.






COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.


Also 1 gay bull for sale.









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Must sell washer and dryer £300.






WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .


Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.






And the best one?:






FOR SALE BY OWNER:


Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.


£1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,


Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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