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Old 08-25-2008, 02:58 AM
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"Two inmates were waiting to go up before the parole board. The first inmate says to the second that he doesn't think he has much chance of getting out. The second inmate says, 'There's a sure-fire way for a good-looking bloke like you to make parole - proposition the chief warden's wife. You'll be out straightaway.' 'Don't be ridiculous,' says the first inmate. 'Everyone knows you can't end a sentence with a proposition."
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