A TEXAS BLESSING>>
Note: If you are not a resident of TEXAS or never have
> lived in the hot, humid Southwest, you may not understand
> the weight of this blessing!>>

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.>>
Please keep it cool in mid-July.>>
Bless the walls where termites dine,>>
While ants and roaches march in time.>>
Bless our yard where spiders pass>>
Fire ant castles in the grass.>>
Bless the garage, a home to please>>
Carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.>>
Bless the love bugs, two by two,>>
the gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.>>
Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,>>
in TEXAS, Lord, you've put them all!>>
But this is home, and here we'll stay,>>
So thank you Lord, for insect spray.>>>

HOLD IT............there's more.............>>>>

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY WHEN.>>

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.>>

The trees are whistling for the dogs.>>

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.>>

Hot water now comes out of both taps.>>

You can make sun tea instantly.>>

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!>>

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.>>

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.>>

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.>>

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.>>

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.>>

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, 'What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to> death?'>>

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.>>

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.>>

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.>>

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

Ah, what a place to call home.>>
God Bless Our State of TEXAS

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I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.