A rabbi and a priest were enjoying the local 4th of July picnic.

"My friend, the baked ham is delicious!" teased the priest. "You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but why should such wonderful food be forbidden? You haven't lived until you've tried Virginia baked ham. So, Rabbi? When will you break down and try some?"

The rabbi grinned back at the priest, and said, "At your wedding!"

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