1. I am blonde on top and bare at the bottom.

2. I learned that my tan lines are not completely gone! (a small triangle slightly paler than the rest of me lurks at the top part of my rear.

3. I am going to work on that today, probably causing a stir at the beach at the same time!


WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho