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Old 06-25-2008, 09:21 AM
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Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation.
Last year, when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.

The other flea asks him,' Why are you shaking so badly?'
The first flea says, 'I rode down here from Michigan in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.'
The other flea responds saying, 'That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do.'

'Go to the Grand Rapids airport bar and have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy.'

'It's the best way to travel that I can think of.'

The flea thanks the other flea and says he will give it a try next summer.
A year goes by. When the flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.

The other flea asks,' Didn't you try what I told you?'

'Yes', says the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said. I went to the Grand Rapids airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in.

I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.

But when I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley!'
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