Subject: Underwear Dust
Underwear dust
>
> One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
> 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
> would take a few inches off of your butt!'
>
> His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
> comment go unrewarded.
>
> The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
> 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
> appeared when he shook them out.
> 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder
> in my underwear?'
>
> She replied ..'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'