Yep, I can definitely relate. This afternoon I was out on the highway and needed to use my wipers after a semi passing the other direction sprayed me. I decided to use the washer fluid and the wind was blowing so damn hard that the fluid that should have hit the windshield in front of me landed on the passenger's side of the windshield instead.

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An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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