An elderly man in
Louisiana had
owned a large farm
for several
years. He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it
up nice picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and
peach
trees.


One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while,
and look it over.
He grabbed a
five-gallon bucket to bring back some
fruit.


As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As
he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond.


He made the women aware of his presence and they
all
went to the
deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until
you leave!"


The
old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim naked or make you get
out of the pond naked."
Holding the
bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."


Some old men can still think
fast.