The Madam

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw
a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late
forties or early fifties.

"May I help you sir?", she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam. "No, I must see Valerie," he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man
she charged $5000 a visit.. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five
thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an
hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more
demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come
back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money , gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie questioned the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man replied, " Ontario ". "Really", she said. "I have family in Ontario ."

"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am
her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus