A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van (you know, shag
carpets, big double mattress in the back... all that) when suddenly the
girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy, whip me, whip
me!"

The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not
have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opened the window,
snapped the antenna off his van and proceeded to whip the girl until they
both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.

About a week later, the girl noticed that the marks left by the whipping
session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor
takes one look at the wounds and asks "Did you get these marks having sex?"

The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did. Nodding his
head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years
of doctoring............

Wait for it...











Are you ready....













Don't cry . . . .












Here comes the punchline....











You've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen."

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