North South Divide

Two southerners - businessmen in London - were sitting
down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As
yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves
set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now
some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face
to the window and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure
enough, a curious Yorkshireman walked to the window,
had a peek, and in a broad accent asked
'What's tha sellin' ere?'

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arseholes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshireman said, 'Tha's
doing well ... Only two left!'

Southerners should not mess with Northerners

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