Joe gets home late one night and his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

Joe replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

'I got 2 x $50 notes on my penis,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking'? she said, shaking her
head in distain.

'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred
dollars tattooed on his privates?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want!'

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