1. My date for Valentine's Day is another woman

2. I'm throwing a party for my team today

3. I'm headed to the gym soon - it's time to get the fitness routine back on track

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney