A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

' Careful, ' he said, ' CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You ' re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They ' re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you ' re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don ' t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT! '

The wife stared at him. ' What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don ' t know how to fry a couple of eggs? '

The husband calmly replied, ' I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I ' m driving. '