SUNDAY CLOTHES

A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday
afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl
coming from the other direction.

'Hello,' said the little boy

'Hi,' replied the little girl.

'Where are you going?' asked the little boy.

'I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home,'
answered the little girl.

'I'm also on my way home from church.
Which church do you go to?' asked the little boy.

'I go to the Baptist church back down the road,' replied
the little girl. 'What about you? '

'I go to the Methodist church back at the top of the hill,'
replied the little boy.

They discover that they are both going the same way
so they decided that they'd walk together.

They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains
had partially flooded the road, so there was no way that
they could get across to the other side without getting wet.

'If I get my new Sunday dress wet, my Mom's going to
skin me alive,' said the little girl.

'My Mom'll tan my hide, too, if I get my new Sunday suit wet,'
replied the little boy.

'I tell you what I think I'll do,' said the little girl. 'I'm gonna pull
off all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across.'

'That's a good idea,'replied the little boy.
'I'm going to do the same thing with my suit.'

So they both undressed and waded across to the other side
without getting their clothes wet. They were standing there
in the sun waiting to drip dry before putting their clothes back
on, when the little boy finally remarked .

'You know, I never realized before
just how much difference there really
is between a BAPTIST and a METHODIST!!!