THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ANY CRISIS

* Indecision is the key to flexibility.

* There is always one more son-of-a-b---- than you counted on.

* There is absolutely NO substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

* Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

* Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

* The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.

* The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

* Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

* Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

* Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

* Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

* I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

* Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

* This is probably as bad as it can get, but don’t count on it.

* If you think that there’s good in everyone, you haven’t met everyone.

* All other things equal, fat people use more soap.

* If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

* By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

* Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

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