Appears that the problems are universal - mrs zoid is a BBW with extra toppings as well, & on our recent weekend getaway she warned me to wait in the other room for a little surprise she had...some minutes later she came out in her birthday suit, & when I asked about her surprise she mumbled something about it not working out...later I noticed some kind of frufru wadded up in the suitcase, & being a gentleman, didn't press the issue...

Large Lovely Ladies can take heart in the fact that for most of us guys, nothing is better than lingerie anyway

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