So I decide to splurge with a b-day coupon I got and buy some new flirty and flimsy duds for doing the deed, right? They arrived, and tonight I finally tried them on. And the ensemble fits, and it's mostly cute, but 'splain me this one:
Why would a teddy I bought at Torrid, a clothing company that caters to the ample woman with attitude, have ZERO support for the girls up top? One of the nice things about BEING an ample woman is that you're almost guaranteed (but not absolutely guaranteed) ample bosoms as well. To put it bluntly, most big girls have big tits, and if you're a clothing shop catering to big girls, why would you sell me something that results in my nipples slipping below the bra cup and heading at warp speed towards my navel in that oh-so-hot National Geographic look? That does not make me feel sexy. It makes me feel silly which is not, incidentally, what I was going for. I have enough trouble feeling like I'm sexy; why is lingerie that is supposed to help me with that just making it worse??? Do they really think that's the way to get me to spend more of my money with them?
Anybody else have this problem? I could use some support. (Pun intended.)
Damn, if I could sew, I would revolutionize the plus-size clothing industry. There is so much nonsensical stuff going on there. Like spaghetti strap tank tops without built-in bras for busty women. What's that about? I'm 36 years old; I don't show my bra straps except for the occasional slippage, so it's not like I'm going to wear a normal bra with a spaghetti strap top. I tell ya, it's maddening.