I do so like to spank my ham.
I spank because it I'm IowaMan.

I would spank it on a box.
I would spank it to a fox.

I would spank it in the rain,
In the dark,
Or on a train.

I would spank it on a boat.
I would spank it under my coat.

I would spank it here or there.
I would spank it anywhere!

I do so like to spank my ham.
Spank it, spank it IowaMan!



There, all stress free now.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus