I say this makes you absolutely HIDEOUS!!! Why, you're so hideous you should have your testicles clamped with a master lock and your penis slathered with ketchup and mustard to point out to others just how incredibly painful it is to look at you!

Oh wait a minute.........

Nah, you're good WI.

Drop dead sexy dude.

Hey, I'm secure enough with my manhood to say that to him.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus