Cake Or Bed
>
> A Husband Is At Home Watching A
> Football Game When His Wife Interrupts,
>
> Honey,
> Could You Fix The Light In The Hallway?
> It's Been Flickering For Weeks Now.
>
> He Looks At Her And Says Angrily,
> Fix The Lights Now?
> Does It Look Like I Have
> Ge Written On My Forehead?
> I Don't Think So.
>
> Fine,
>
> Then The Wife Asks,
> Well Then, Could You Fix The Fridge Door?
> It Won't Close Right
> To Which He Replied,
> Fix The Fridge Door?
> Does It Look Like I Have Westinghouse
> Written On My Forehead?
> I Don't Think So
>
> Fine, She Says
> Then You Could At Least Fix The Steps
> To The Front Door?
> They Are About To Break.
>
> I'm Not A Carpenter And I Don't
> Want To Fix Steps.
> He Says, Does It Look Like I Have
> Ace Hardware Written On My Forehead?
> I Don't Think So.
> I've Had Enough Of You.
> I'm Going To The Bar!!!!
>
> So He Goes To The Bar And Drinks For A
> Couple Of Hours....................................
>
> He Starts To Feel Guilty About How
> He Treated His Wife, And Decides
> To Go Home
>
> As He Walks Into The House He Notices
> That The Steps Are Already Fixed.
>
> As He Enters The House, He Sees The
> Hall Light Is Working.
>
> As He ! Goes To Get A Beer, He Notices
> The Fridge Door Is Fixed.
>
> Honey, He Asks, How'd All This Get Fixed?
> She Said, Well, When You Left I Sat
> Outside And Cried.
>
> Just Then A Nice Young Man Asked Me
> What Was Wrong, And I Told Him.
>
> He Offered To Do All The Repairs, And
> All I Had To Do Was Either
> Go To Bed With Him Or Bake A Cake.
>
> He Said,
> So What Kind Of Cake Did You Bake?
>
> She Replied,
> Hellooooo...
> Do You See Betty Crocker Written
> On My Forehead?
>
>
> I Don't Think So!

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I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.