11-10-2002, 02:27 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 76
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What I learned from porn:
No matter how attractive you are deemed to be you will never have sex with anyone better looking than your half senile, incontinent Uncle Bill.
No-one owns a decent cd.
A womans happiness is defined by how much sperm you can whack in her face (happiness grows exponentially for each additional dna strand)
Retriving something from the floor is an invite to be fucked in the ass.
Anyone in a conservative outfit is gorgeous when they take off their glasses and let down their hair (would this work for Margaret Thatcher) and they have been waiting their WHOLE lives for a man to come and show them what theyve been missing.
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