There was an old man from Netuckit
Whos dick was so long he could suck it
As he wiped his chin
He said with a grin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.

Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete
with 40 pounds of hangin meat
As he laid her down in the deep dark grass
he started fucking her in the ass
The she blew a great big fart
and blew his balls wide apart
Back over the hill came Piss Pot Pete
With 40 pounds of Shreaded Meat.

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My girl is bowlegged, cause I like to eat with my hat on.