I don't have a problem getting in touch with my feminine side, but...


I just know, with my luck, the first time I wore a pair would be the night I had a heart attack or some other accident, & my "manties" with be the laughing stock of the ER...

...and I'd find out if it's truly possible to die of embarrassment...

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