There must be a million things I have learned while "directing" such movies, (Ya see, I can never, ever watch a porn movie without some interjection. Just trying to be helpful!).

1) When you have friends over......never plan a game of billiards. You'll never finish the game and so you'll never know who wins!

2) When you answer the door (never even looking through the peep hole to see who it is), always wear something sheer or nothing at all! This will insure that you WILL fuck the visitor!

3) Blondes DO have more fun!

4) After a good fucking, don't go get a shower. Go around the house from room to room and see if anyone wants to try and guess who's sperm is spewed all over your lips and face and breasts and stomach and twat!

Oh....I could go on and on.........(but then you all know that!)

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