Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres

that were aired on TV & Radio



1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava

from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"





2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves

it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him. "



3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really

a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."



4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - " Ah,

isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the

Cox of the Oxford crew."



5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold

Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife

takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"



6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live'

said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."





7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed

and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, " So Bob,

where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only

did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were

laughing so hard!



8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters -

"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."



9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's

nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."





10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen

Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."





11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer

for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only

come in his shorts."



12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson

lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick

likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

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