~ Both of my favorite college football teams (Notre Dame & Iowa) lost again today.

~ I've got a furry thief, who seemingly has a fetish for my car keys, living with me.

~ The Cubs last won the World Series in 1908 and I think that's just too damn long ago and they may as well just go ahead and win it this year.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus