Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out,
and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the
cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they
suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were
very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they
do their business behind a headstone or something. The
first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off
her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend
however was wearing an expensive underwear set and
didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to
salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a
grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After
finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the
other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out
have got to stop. My wife came home last night without
her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine
came back with a sympathy card stuck between the
cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the
Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

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