Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blonde woman from southern
Virginia arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I play topless.'

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled;
'Come on,this Southern Girl needs new clothes!'

As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and- down and
squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings, her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know. I thought you were
watching.'

Moral of the story:

Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men . . . are men.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus