09-17-2007, 01:37 AM
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unregistered mutt. woof!
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Fantasies
Posts: 972
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Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
I think you may be one of the few people, citrus, who would be interested in why turds are tapered on the end.
(I think it's to keep your asshole from slamming shut  ) |
 Nah. That only happens for tight assholes. Mine is relaxed and permits the entire cargo to be unloaded before the doors are gently closed. 
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