Well, it would keep his clothes cleaner.

Damn, I'm not confident enough in my abilities with tools to try and do that kind of work in the nude. My fun parts are pretty much just decorative anymore but damn, I sure wouldn't want to accidentally saw them off or pound a nail through them.

And splinters???? No thanks.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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