Thought these were funny; a friend sent them to me in an email.

"Coffee, Chocolate, Men-- Some things are just better rich."

"Behind every successful woman is herself."

"Of course I don't look busy-- I did it right the first time."

"If you want breakfast in bed, start sleeping in the kitchen."

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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections and the truth of imagination. What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth - whether it existed before or not.
-John Keats