A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says, "Seven feet tall, three hundred fifty pounds, twenty inch private, three pound testicles, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me… I'm seven
feet tall, I weigh three hindred fifty pounds, I have a twenty inch
private, my testicles weighs three pounds each, and my name is Turner
Brown."

The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!… Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
Turn around".

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