Most of these we've seen before, just count this as a compilation.



Quotes about Sex

"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."

--Tom Clancy



"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

--Steve Martin



"You know that look women get when they want sex? . . .Me neither."

--Drew Carey



"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

--Woody Allen



"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

--Unknown



"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

--Rodney Dangerfield



"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet."

--Bill Kelly



"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen." -- Rev. Sydney Smith



"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

--Woody Allen



"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children."

--Sam Austin



"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."

--George Burns



"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

--Matt Barry



"Leaving sex to the clergy is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."

--Camille Paglia



"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."

--Unknown



"My kid had sex with your honours student."

--Bumper Sticker



"My sexual preference is not you."

--Tshirt



"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."

--Michael Sinz



"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."

--Woody Allen



"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."

--Lynn Lavner



"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.

Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."

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