Three men were sitting around bragging about how they had
assigned their new wives specific household duties.

The first man had married a woman from Iowa. He told her that
she was required to wash the dishes and clean the house. It
took a couple days, but on the third day, he came home to a
clean house with dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Minnesota. He had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the house
cleaning, to wash the dishes, and to do all of the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but on the second day
he saw that the situation was getting better. By the third
day, he saw that the house was clean, the dishes were washed,
and there was a splendid dinner on the table.

The third man had married a woman from California. He told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, the dishes
washed, the lawn mowed, the clothes laundered, and hot food on
the table for every meal. The first day he couldn't see
anything, and the second day he couldn't see anything. By the
third day, some of the swelling had gone down, and he could
see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to
eat and load the dishwasher.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus